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jurassic world 3 to feature a velociraptor genetically fused with a reanimated ted bundy.

  • Writer: angie suprina
    angie suprina
  • Jun 18, 2018
  • 2 min read

Seems like this prehistoric franchise is raising the bar a little higher as the final installment in the Jurassic World trilogy, Dominion is set to feature the most terrifying dinosaur yet, with even darker sociopathic tendencies.


After combining whatever zombie fossils mad scientist Dr. Wu can pull out of his enormous test tubes for Jurassic World and Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, the third film will no doubt be exactly the same -- but with a shocking twist.


Colin Trevorrow has officially confirmed that the morally questionable Dr. Wu has already cooked up his usual batch of sugar, spice, and everything nice, and is excited to complete his trifecta of test tube dino babies, with a bang. "Introducing the Powerpuff Girls of the Jurassic World franchise," the director announced at New York City Comic Con, "Blossom the Indominus Rex, a transgenic mix between Velociraptor and Tyrannosaurus Rex -- Bubbles the Indoraptor, a cross breed between Velociraptor and T-Rex again, I guess -- and now, Buttercup, the VelocirapTed Bundy, a nasty blend of Velociraptor and the reanimated corpse of famed serial killer, Ted Bundy."


The audience, once cheering and clapping in delight fell silent, confused and slightly offended by the news that a real life murderer would become part dinosaur to wreak havoc against their Jurassic World heroes. But when Chris Pratt came out in a surprise appearance with exciting footage from the upcoming film, what they experienced was more than enough to convince the non-believers.


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The cast and crew were reported to premiere a short teaser in which VelocirapTed Bundy murders Bryce Dallas Howard's Claire in cold blood with a harrowing close up of the predator's dead, black eyes. The sneak peek clip goes on to tease Chris Pratt's Owen discovering the dino killer mutilating the body as the velociraptor screeches the words, "Murder is not about lust and it's not about violence. When you feel the last breath of life coming out of a woman, you look into her eyes. At that point, it's like being God!" and runs off into the deep forest of Jurassic World.


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The exclusive footage was met with a roaring round of applause from fans, Jurassic heads over the moon to watch their beloved characters not only deal with the horror of a sentient, talking dinosaur, but a dinosaur devoid of feeling, empathy, and an insatiable thirst for killing women. Plot details have already revealed that Owen will play the role of detective to hunt down a series of murders occurring at the abandoned Jurassic World Park and bring dangerous murderer VelocirapTed Bundy to justice. Sounds like this new flick won't be for anyone satisfied with the simple wonder of regular non-mutated dinosaurs or exploring complex themes of ethics, power, and nature, 'cause wow, Ted Bundy's head has a velociraptor body, and that is so sick. Looks like life found a way, and it's coming to decapitate you or strangle you or bludgeon you to death. And with Colin Trevorrow's endless well of imagination, it's probably all three.

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