guy fieri shaves head after his frosted tips refused to stop spoiling the walking dead.

Two tickets to the opposite of Flavortown, because frosted tip connoisseur and host of popular eating show Dinos, Diamonds, and Dimes took to Instagram last night, showing off a new look that has shocked his loyal fan base.

Guy Fieri was seen posing with a life size Dill pickle -- seemingly business as usual -- until his followers quickly realized his razor sharp golden spikes had vanished, with only a brunette buzz cut lying in its place, a scalp once filled with life and barbecue sauce now completely devoid of fun, fire, and of course, flavor.

The internet mourned the terrible news, audiences growing concerned for the Mayor of Flavortown's mental state, expressing how this new hairstyle couldn't be further from gangsta, the titular antithesis of money, a capital T for Totally Un-Righteous. However, Guy Fieri, man of the people that he is, quickly denied the salacious rumors of a hair dye-induced neural breakdown, determined to clear his sullied name as a frosted tip murderer. The star of Diaries, Diocese, and Dials defended his actions in an Instagram live Saturday night, revealing the dark truth that his famous frosted tips, once fresh and hip in the early 2000s, has now become so stale and obnoxious that they have now become sentient, and in their hateful spite, have now made it their mission to spoil every single episode of The Walking Dead.

People were saddened, confused, outraged to hear that Fieri had been victim to a barrage of verbal abuse and pop culture betrayal, even more shocked when the food personality admitted he'd been subject to such torture for over a year. He explained further, describing how difficult the past year has been since his once blonde comrades had become his biggest betrayers. He went on to recount the abhorrent behavior of his anthropomorphized tips, the frosted locks criticizing him nonstop over his flames T-shirts, Gatorz sunglasses, and the shameful fact that he hasn't seen a single episode of Breaking Bad, even after the six years since its finale aired.

"I've been avoiding spoilers for years." said the Flavortown mayor. "I even had a plug-in on my internet browser to eliminate any searches that mentioned Jesse Pinkman, meth, or Los Pollos Hermanos. So when those frosted tip bastards said that Walter White dies in the season finale, a spoiler no one could have foreseen, I was devastated. But you know what, I took it. 'Cause I'm a nice guy. And I didn't get to become the human personification of a Spicy Nacho Doritos bag without patience and perseverance. But when they dared spoil another brilliant AMC show, a show that I love more than my own cargo shorts collection, well -- that was the final straw."

Fieri broke down during his Instagram live, explaining through heartfelt tears how those satanic frosted tips, in a fieri rage of being the tackiest, most outdated hairstyle ever, whispered the news that Glenn would be the one to die a cruel fate at the hands of Negan and his barbed wire bat Lucille in The Walking Dead season 7 premiere. So after crying for several hours over the death of a fictional character, the Daggers, Dragons, and Dogs star made a reservation with Super Cuts that very same evening, demanding that his luscious blonde locks be swiftly cut down. "I told those frosted demons, all aboard the Fieri Fury Vengeance bus," said the Food Network star, "En route from Flavortown, USA -- next stop, Hell."

And just like that, the last monument to the late 90s to early 2000s crumbled, the shrine to douche bag aesthetic, Sugar Ray, and Justin Timberlake ramen noodle locks forever lost. We salute you, Guy. Not just for your immense bravery to speak up against spoiler injustice, but for your courage to lose the one branding characteristic that allowed people to recognize who you even were. So you watch your zombie drama without intrusion, you generic looking white man with a goatee. And rest in peace, you beautiful vengeful golden frosted tips. Much like Glenn's mutilated body, we pray that you too never reanimate to terrorize our beloved Flavortown mayor ever again.