feminazi hiring list exposed by the man who married his blu-ray of the expendables.

Remember when big macho energy in cinema was a sign of empowerment? When a man could be strong, masculine, and score major poon with consent probably, all while holding a gun in one hand and some girl's luscious tush in the other?

Nowadays these incredibly rugged, attractive qualities that women love, no matter how much they deny it, are now equated with deception, malice -- villainy. But out of the hypocrisy and tyrannical feminist regime comes a new hero -- and he just tied the knot with his special edition Blu-Ray of the 2010 film The Expendables.

Peter Expendables, who bravely took his partner's name in the name of progression, has made some strong accusations of discrimination against the Directors Guild of America. Under intense pressure by the ACLU, or as Peter likes to call them, the "Affirmative Action Cuckolds of Los Ughhngeles" the DGA has allegedly procured a secret list of female directors for projects previously reserved for male auteurs. Peter discovered this while sleeping outside the Warner Brothers studio, shortly after meeting his future spouse in the back lot archives dumpster.

"It caught my eye under a couple of head shots of black actresses and the Justice League Snyder cut -- so I dusted it off and asked it to dinner. And while being the shameless flirt that I am, I uncovered a contact info sheet for a bunch of feminazi cows, female "directors" like Greta Gerwitch, Ava DuverGay, and Fatty Jenkins just a few on the list. That's when I knew those bleeding heart liberals were up to no good."

And despite outright denials from the DGA, Peter, along with strong support of his Blu-ray spouse, claims that extraordinary male directors like Michael Bay and James Cameron have been subject to discriminatory hiring practices, studios choosing to make award winning and critically acclaimed films by women, instead of male dominated schlock with diminishing returns at the box office. While holding the paper mache arm he attached to his Blu-ray, who never leaves his side as a good and faithful mate, he had this to say about the complete miscarriage of justice in Hollywood --

"The lack of accountability on the studios' part to hire more male directors is deplorable. When's the last time you saw an unsleeved, coked out Sylvester Stallone gun down a crowd of faceless foreign soldiers, or watch a militia of aging 80's action stars go on a bulletproof rampage while some chick with tig bitties bounces into frame to thank said aging action stars with sexual favors? It's time to put these disgusting egalitarians to justice, not just because women can't make good movies, but because when I married a Blu-ray of my favorite film, The Expendables, I made a vow to protect it from the feminist invasion that threatens to make hot and muscly movies like my spouse obsolete."

Claiming that he holds possession of this list of prejudicial nature, gorillacinema visited Peter's street tent to cross reference and verify his claims. But upon arrival, the only items discovered were a shrine to Jason Statham in Crank, magazine cutouts of Jean-Claude Van Damme's nipples, and a headless cardboard cutout of a nude swimsuit model. And when Peter finally provided the alleged list in a secret night time exchange, our experts say that not only was the document heavily forged and photo shopped, but stained with enough maple syrup to stock up a Waffle House restaurant in downtown Atlanta.

Although Peter has no intention of backing off, he says he's happily married despite the naysayers and is proud to announce his Blu-ray disc is now pregnant with twins, which they've decided to name The Expendables 2 and The Expendables 3, respectively. And with a huge amount of financial backing from a testosterone funded Kickstarter that loves roided out gun violence, Peter now has enough money to fight against diversity and equal representation in Hollywood. And with the extra funds, he can now officially consummate the marriage with his Blu-ray boo, the couple already booked for a romantic evening in their dream honeymoon suite where the bed is Ivan Drago's boxing glove from Rocky IV!-Wow. You keep up the good work, Mr. Expendables. And Mazel Tov to your future Blu-ray babies!