fans riot after learning new ant-man film stars some chick and not a white anglo-saxon protestant.

Looks like Marvel Studios is finally being held accountable for their false advertising, and audiences are putting them to task for their blatant betrayal of fan loyalty.

After promotional content was released for the Ant-Man sequel, Ant-Man and the Wasp, fans were excited to have a wealthy white man of Christian faith partner up with Paul Rudd's quippy criminal antics in yet another action-packed Marvel installment.

But when it was discovered that the actual Wasp would be Hope Pym, one of many MCU women to play a competent and no nonsense love interest to balance their male protagonist's negligent buffoonery, fans said hell to the no to Marvel's feminist propaganda. The sequel was quite the disappointment to casual moviegoers who enjoy seeing straight white men on screen, but to members of the W.A.S.P. community, it was treason of Judas level proportions, leaving them completely blindsided by the deceitful marketing of Marvel Studios. We were able to meet with a disgruntled member of the Anglo Germanic Country Club in Los Angeles, William Wickwillian III, who had this to say during a game of golf outside his rich daddy's estate --

"It was a terrible betrayal, I must say. I reviewed the trailer for the picture, and I gasped like some dim-witted whore. I turned to my African butler and yelled, what in God's name is going on here? Now this fair skinned woman, and thank heavens they chose a girl of agreeable complexion, or I just might have fainted, was a fine addition to the first film, and was present for an acceptable amount of time. But my God, man, they've gone too far! Those bottom feeders at Marvel Studios have the audacity to give her the exact same shrinking prowess, a stunning suit, and if that wasn't enough, a level of intellect and fighting skill that, dare I say it, surpasses that of a man's? It's madness. Madness, I tell you."

The White Anglo-Saxon Protestant had gotten himself in such a tizzy that despite the hot weather, quickly donned a second tweed blazer on top of the one he was already wearing just to calm down. But members of the W.A.S.P. community weren't the only ones enraged that there would be no white man on white man action in this sequel, including one fan who staged a protest outside Evangeline Lily's L.A. home with his girlfriend, who could not attend on the grounds that she refused to date him any longer.

"We want our heroes to be what they've always been", said the Marvel buff as he pen scratched out a picture of his ex-girlfriend a frightening number of times -- "White, well connected, and powerful, all with an exclusive Old English flair. Is that too much to ask?" When gorillacinema asked him who his favorite female heroine was, he seemed taken aback, deeming the question irrelevant and borderline offensive, going on to say, "It's called Ant-Man and the Wasp, not Ant-Man and the Dumb, Stupid Hooker Who's Too Good For Anyone. Now I'm all for equal rights, but this feminazi nonsense is ruining movies, and Hollywood too, for that matter. You'll all see. Including you, Christine!"

Looks like Marvel's in for quite the damage control, and their deceptive and immoral marketing plan to introduce female stories to the MCU will no doubt be thwarted by the tremendous might of intense white male rage. Perhaps next time they'll think twice before letting a woman be more than just a pretty face playing stooge to a man's hilarious antics. And in the immortal words of the original W.A.S.P. William Shakespeare, inscribed in the squash racket of William Wickwillian III -- "If I be waspish, best beware my sting." Preach, Bard of Avon. Preach.